urbancatfitters:

if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?""dont patronize me Greg"

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

disowns:

i fucking hate how i get attached so easily like i don’t understand. i meet someone new, find interest and BAM it’s like i can’t stop thinking about it. this needs to fucking stop

not-your-typical-indian-guy:

not-safe-for-earth:

relahvant:

stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

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jesus christ

*WHEEZING*

I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR.  FUCKING DONE.  BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN IT FOREVER AND NEVER EVER COME OUT.

rakshas:

tha fuck you sed to me boi…

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skypestripper:

we all used to have 0 followers so don’t be an asshole to people with less followers than you

hey everyone

taggedrne:

im going to be taking a 15 minute hiatus from tumblr to take a shower. i have a queue set up so don’t worry. please don’t try to miss me too much!!!

scrlett:

no offense but my favorite hobby is staying hydrated and beautiful 

monobeartheater:

rairatrio:

please stop romanticizing skeleton hell

um… no?

swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

kalories:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

assholuke:

Out of My Limit - Chicago, August 30th 2014
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